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Heroes

2008-03-26T13:42:00.001+01:00

Hiro Nakamura: Save the cheerleader; save the world.

Footloose

2006-02-24T10:26:00.000+01:00

Ren: You like Men At Work?
Willard: what men?
Ren: Men at work.
Willard: well where do they work?
Ren: No, they're a music group.
Willard: well what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
Willard: What about 'em?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I seen them.
Ren: Where, in concert?
Willard: No, behind you.

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain

2005-09-28T11:00:00.000+02:00

September 28th, 1997.
It is exactly 11am.
At the funfair, near the ghost train, the marshmallow twister is twisting.
Meanwhile, on a bench in Villette Square, Félix Lerbier learns there are more links in his brain than atoms in the universe.
Meanwhile, at the Sacré Coeur, the nuns are practising their backhand.
The temperature is 24°C, humidity 70%, atmospheric pressure 999 millibars.

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain via imdb

Erin Brockovich

2005-09-17T00:57:00.000+02:00

Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.

www.erinbrockovich.com

Grease

2005-09-16T11:57:00.000+02:00

Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
Danny: I don't like tea.
Sandy: [laughing] You don't have to drink tea.
Danny: I don't like parents.

Grease

What Woman Want

2005-09-15T11:51:00.000+02:00

Darcy McGuire: I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.

What Woman Want via imdb

Chocolat

2005-09-14T11:42:00.000+02:00

Armande Voizin: Your cinnamon looks rancid.
Vianne Rocher: It's not cinnamon, it's a special kind of chili pepper.
Armande Voizin: Chili pepper in hot chocolate?

Chocolat via imdb

Four Weddings and a Funeral

2005-09-13T14:10:00.000+02:00

Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings.
He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in.
In order to prepare this speech, I rang a few people, to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by those who met him. Fat seems to be a word people most connected with him. Terribly rude also rang a lot of bells. So very fat and very rude seems to have been a stranger's viewpoint. On the other hand, some of you have been kind enough to ring me to tell me that you loved him, which I know he'd be thrilled to hear. You remember his fabulous hospitality... his strange experimental cooking.
The recipe for "Duck à la Banana" fortunately goes with him to his grave.

Four Weddings and a Funeral via imdb

The Avengers

2005-09-12T10:27:00.000+02:00

Sir August de Winter: "A man with an umbrella is a man praying for rain"
John Steed: "And a man without one is a fool"

The Avengers

The Blues Brothers

2005-09-11T15:31:00.000+02:00

Siamo in missione per conto di Dio.

The Blues Brothers via imdb

Pulp Fiction

2005-09-10T15:29:00.000+02:00

Lo sai come si dice un quarto di libbra con formaggio a Parigi?
Non si dice un quarto di libbra?
Noo hanno il sistema metrico-decimale non sanno che cazzo significa un quarto di libbra.
Loro lo chiamano Royale con formaggio.

Pulp Fiction via imdb

Marrakech Express

2005-09-09T15:27:00.000+02:00

"Non ti rovini i denti con tutta quella cioccolata?"
"Ma ho un amico che è dentista"
"Cioè, uno che ha un amico dentista allora si deve rovinare i denti
"E se io avessi un amico patologo cosa dovrei fare ?"

Marrakech Express via imdb

Men in black

2005-09-08T15:22:00.000+02:00

L'unico scarafaggio buono e' uno scarafaggio morto.

www.meninblack.com

Il silenzio degli innocenti

2005-09-07T13:08:00.000+02:00

Vorrei che potessimo parlare più a lungo, ma sto per avere un vecchio amico per cena stasera.
Addio.

Il silenzio degli innocenti via imdb

Fight Club

2005-09-06T13:05:00.000+02:00

La prima regola del Fight Club è: non si parla del Fight Club.
La seconda regola del Fight Club è: non si parla del Fight Club.

Fight Club

Pulp Fiction

2005-09-05T01:01:00.000+02:00

"You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"
"What?"
"Mayonnaise"
"Goddamn!"
"I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it"

Pulp Fiction via imdb

Fuga da New York

2005-09-04T00:59:00.000+02:00

Chiamami Iena.

Fuga da New York via imdb

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain

2005-09-03T18:28:00.000+02:00

On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later, Amélie Poulain was born.

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain via imdb

The Spanish Inquisition

2005-09-02T12:54:00.000+02:00

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise...
Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency...
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope...
Our *four*... no...
*Amongst* our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again.

http://www.pythonline.com

Conspiracy theory

2005-09-01T12:51:00.000+02:00

A good conspiracy is unprovable.
I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Conspiracy theory via imdb

Working girl

2005-08-31T12:44:00.000+02:00

Katherine Parker:
Dress sharply and they notice the dress. Dress impeccably and they notice the woman

Katherine Parker:
Vesti male e noteranno il vestito, vesti impeccabilmente e noteranno la donna.

Working girl via imdb

The Karate Kid

2005-08-30T12:45:00.000+02:00

Daniel-san, must talk.
Man walk on road.
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished just like grape.
Same here.
You karate do "yes," or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so, squished"

The Karate Kid via imdb

Spaceballs

2005-08-29T12:32:00.000+02:00

Lone Starr: Who hasn't heard of Yogurt!
Princess Vespa:Yogurt the Wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the All-Powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the Magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss.
I'm just plain Yogurt.

Spaceballs via imdb

My best friend's wedding

2005-08-28T12:48:00.000+02:00

Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

My best friend's wedding via imdb

War Games

2005-08-27T10:34:00.000+02:00

David Lightman: Is it a game... or is it real?
Joshua: What's the difference?
David Lightman: [muttering] Oh wow.
Joshua: You are a hard man to reach.

War Games via wikipedia

Charlie's Angels

2005-08-26T09:39:00.000+02:00

Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went the Police Academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.
My name is Charlie.

C’erano una volta tre ragazze che frequentavano l’Accademia di Polizia, oltre ad essere intelligenti le tre ragazze erano anche molto carine.
A tutte e tre venivano affidati dei compiti difficili, a volte rischiosi.
Io le ho portate via e ora lavorano per me: il mio nome è Charlie.

www.charliesangels.com

Twilight Zone

2005-08-25T09:11:00.000+02:00

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination.
It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Oltre alle dimensioni che l'uomo già conosce, ne esiste una quinta.
Una dimensione senza limiti, come lo spazio e una senza tempo, come l'infinito.
È la regione intermedia tra la luce e l'oscurità, tra la scienza e la superstizione, tra l'oscuro baratro dell'ignoto e le vette luminose del sapere.
È la dimensione della immaginazione.
È una regione che potrebbe trovarsi ai confini della realtà.

www.twilightzonemuseum.com

I Am The Walrus

2005-08-24T09:21:00.000+02:00

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus,
goo goo g’joob.

www.thebeatles.com

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

2005-08-23T09:34:00.000+02:00

Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]

www.rockyhorror.com

From Dusk Till Dawn

2005-08-22T09:33:00.000+02:00

Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.

From Dusk Till Dawn via imdb

Donnie Darko

2005-08-21T10:32:00.000+02:00

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did.
She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf.
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Donnie Darko

Radiofreccia

2005-08-20T14:26:00.000+02:00

Credo nelle rovesciate di Bonimba e nei riff di Keith Richards.
Credo al doppio suono di campanello del padrone di casa, che vuole l'affitto ogni primo del mese.
Credo che ognuno di noi si meriterebbe un padre e una madre che siano decenti con lui almeno finché non si sta in piedi.
Credo che un'Inter come quella di Corso, Mazzola e Suarez non ci sarà mai più, ma non è detto che non ce ne saranno altre belle in maniera diversa.
Credo che c'ho un buco grosso dentro, ma anche che, il rock n' roll, qualche amichetta, il calcio, qualche soddisfazione sul lavoro, le stronzate con gli amici ogni tanto questo buco me lo riempiono.
Credo che la voglia di scappare da un paese con ventimila abitanti vuol dire che hai voglia di scappare da te stesso, e da te stesso non ci scappi nemmeno se sei Eddie Merx.
Credo che non sia giusto giudicare la vita degli altri, perché comunque non puoi sapere proprio un cazzo della vita degli altri.

Radiofreccia

G.I. Jane

2005-08-19T14:34:00.000+02:00

Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Master Chief...
Master Chief John Urgayle: Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Suck my dick!

G.I. Jane via imdb

Non fatevi prendere dal panico

2005-08-18T11:41:00.000+02:00

Ford porse un libro ad Arthur.
- Cos'è? - chiese Arthur.
- La Guida Galattica per gli Autostoppisti. È una specie di libro elettronico. Ti dice tutto quello che hai bisogno di sapere di qualsiasi cosa. È fatto proprio per questo scopo.
Arthur se lo rigirò nervosamente tra le mani.
- Mi piace la copertina - disse. - Non fatevi prendere dal panico. È la prima cosa utile, o almeno intellegibile, che mi sia stata detta da stamattina in poi.

www.douglasadams.com